{"product_id":"im-literally-just-a-cool-aunt-patch","title":"I'm Literally Just A Cool Aunt Patch, Silly Goose Embroidered Badge, Pregnancy Announcement for Sister, Future Aunt Patch, Gift for Aunt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChannel your ultimate fun-loving family energy, flash your bright \"cool relative\" pride, and bring some hilarious internet meme humor to your favorite gear with our gorgeous \"I'm Literally Just A Cool Aunt\" Cowboy Goose Vintage Embroidered Patch! Perfectly pairing a witty, self-deprecating family slogan with a highly trendy Silly Goose Meme \/ Coastal Cowgirl \/ retro Western Americana lifestyle aesthetic, this premium die-cut fabric emblem features a high-density, texture-rich embroidery display of a sassy white goose rocking a brown cowboy hat, star badge, retro bow tie, dark sunglasses, and rugged leather boots. Stitched next to the iconic relatable phrase \"I'm Literally Just A Cool Aunt\" against a clean white border backdrop, the entire layout captures your fun, loving personality to absolute, eye-catching perfection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you are hunting down a unique, laughter-packed Mother's Day or birthday gift for the undisputed \"cool aunt\" of your family, a thoughtful surprise for your favorite sister, or a whimsical statement piece to level up your own cozy retro capsule wardrobe, this embroidered cowboy goose badge is a total gold-star choice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ PRODUCT DETAILS ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Style: Classic die-cut contoured unconstructed embroidered merit badge patch with a secure iron-on \/ sew-on heat-activated adhesive backing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Graphic Design: High-contrast cartoon animal art featuring a funny cowboy goose layout with custom block typography and clean contrast outlines.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Dimensions: the ideal striking size for chest, sleeve, bag pocket, or canvas tote pocket placement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤠 PERFECT FOR STYLING \u0026amp; DIY PROJECTS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Iron or sew onto heavy canvas tote bags, diaper bags, travel fleece hoodies, denim jackets, or the front of unstructured dad caps.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Ideal for making lifetime memories—perfect for matching family reunion squad apparel, girls' weekend trip personalization, retro animal-lover gifts, or collecting as whimsical milestones!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧼 APPLICATION \u0026amp; CARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• To Iron-On: Set your household iron to the \"Cotton\" or high-heat setting (No steam). Place the patch face up in your desired position, cover it with a thin protective cloth (like a pillowcase or bandana), and press firmly with steady downward pressure for 30-45 seconds. Turn the garment inside out and iron the reverse side for another 20-30 seconds to lock the glue. Allow to cool completely before testing edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• For rugged outdoor bags or items that face frequent heavy washing, a quick line of hand-stitching around the thick white bordered die-cut edge is highly recommended for permanent, lifetime security!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out. Air dry flat in the shade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; PROCESSING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Kept in prime condition and ready to ship out within 3-8 business days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Carefully packaged to ensure it arrives flat, clean, and completely ready to add some bold attitude to your favorite jacket or backpack capsule wardrobe!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you so much for visiting our small business and letting us help you celebrate the fun-filled, adventurous moments of life with style!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 2","offers":[{"title":"5 Inch","offer_id":62107328545138,"sku":"EBM4538122611-01","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inch","offer_id":62107328577906,"sku":"EBM4538122611-02","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7 Inch","offer_id":62107328610674,"sku":"EBM4538122611-03","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inch","offer_id":62107328643442,"sku":"EBM4538122611-04","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 Inch","offer_id":62107328676210,"sku":"EBM4538122611-05","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Inch","offer_id":62107328708978,"sku":"EBM4538122611-06","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/3265\/5474\/files\/undefined01_41.webp?v=1784789525","url":"https:\/\/merchris.com\/products\/im-literally-just-a-cool-aunt-patch","provider":"MERCHRIS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}