{"product_id":"everything-hurts-embroidered-patch","title":"Everything Hurts Embroidered Patch, Funny Skull Thumbs Up Iron On Patches, Sarcastic Gym Chronic Pain Badge, Gothic Skeleton Gift for Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmbrace your daily physical exhaustion and laugh through the pain with our ultra-relatable \"Everything Hurts\" Embroidered Patch! Perfectly turning a rough workout session, chronic illness flare-up, or just the everyday aches of getting older into a brilliant dark humor statement, this circular badge features a beautifully stitched skeleton skull giving a sarcastic thumbs up. Accented with mini lightning bolts and clean uppercase typography, it is the absolute ultimate accessory to personalize your denim jackets, gym rucksacks, leather vests, or craft gear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted with premium high-density, tight-stitch embroidery threads on a structural black canvas backing, this playful skull patch is engineered to stay pristine through all your daily grinds (and daily complaints). Whether you're upgrading a thrifted gothic coat, styling your workout bag, or searching for the absolute perfect, validating birthday gift for a gym rat best friend, a tired coworker, or a loved one dealing with chronic pain, this patch delivers top-tier comfort and style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ PRODUCT DETAILS ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Style: High-density, vibrant Embroidered Patch with premium heat-seal backing for Easy Iron-On or Sew-On application.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shape: Classic bold circular\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Material: Industrial-grade, fade-resistant embroidery threads on durable structural twill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Size: 5-10 inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💀 PERFECT FOR PERSONALIZING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Gym Backpacks, Heavy-duty Rucksacks \u0026amp; Sports Duffle Bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Denim Jackets, Leather Vests, Cotton Hoodies, Sweaters \u0026amp; Beanies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Canvas Tote Bags, Travel Pouches \u0026amp; Workout Gear Slings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Relatable Birthday Gifts, Chronic Illness Care Packages \u0026amp; DIY Craft Projects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 HOW TO APPLY (IRON ON):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. Set your household iron to the hottest cotton temperature setting (ensure NO steam is turned on).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2. Position your cute skull thumbs-up patch onto your clean, dry garment or bag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3. Cover the patch with a thin cotton cloth or pressing towel to protect the intricate white embroidery stitches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4. Press the iron down firmly with constant, heavy pressure for 35-45 seconds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5. Turn the garment, tote bag, or backpack inside out and iron the reverse side for another 20-30 seconds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6. Allow it to cool down completely before touching. (HELPFUL NOTE: For heavy canvas rucksacks, rough denim fabrics, or clothing items that face frequent machine washings, we highly recommend adding a few simple stitches around the white outer borders to secure a lifetime permanent hold!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; PROCESSING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Tailor-made with meticulous attention to stitch quality, clean details, and edgy precision. Ready to ship within 3-8 business days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shipped safely in a flat, protective mailer so it arrives in pristine condition, ready to bring smiles, laughs, and total attitude!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you so much for supporting our small business and celebrating life's funny, exhausting moments with us!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 2","offers":[{"title":"5 Inch","offer_id":62107342602610,"sku":"EBM4524493486-01","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inch","offer_id":62107342635378,"sku":"EBM4524493486-02","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7 Inch","offer_id":62107342668146,"sku":"EBM4524493486-03","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inch","offer_id":62107342700914,"sku":"EBM4524493486-04","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 Inch","offer_id":62107342733682,"sku":"EBM4524493486-05","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Inch","offer_id":62107342766450,"sku":"EBM4524493486-06","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/3265\/5474\/files\/undefined01_43.webp?v=1784790418","url":"https:\/\/merchris.com\/products\/everything-hurts-embroidered-patch","provider":"MERCHRIS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}