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Place the patch face up in your desired position, cover it with a thin protective cloth (like a pillowcase or bandana), and press firmly with steady downward pressure for 30-45 seconds. Turn the garment inside out and iron the reverse side for another 20-30 seconds to lock the glue. Allow to cool completely before testing edges.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• For rugged outdoor bags or items that face frequent heavy washing, a quick line of hand-stitching around the thick white bordered die-cut edge is highly recommended for permanent, lifetime security!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out. Air dry flat in the shade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; PROCESSING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Kept in prime condition and ready to ship out within 3-8 business days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Carefully packaged to ensure it arrives flat, clean, and completely ready to add some bold attitude to your favorite jacket or backpack capsule wardrobe!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you so much for visiting our small business and letting us help you celebrate the fun-filled, adventurous moments of life with style!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 2","offers":[{"title":"5 Inch","offer_id":62107328545138,"sku":"EBM4538122611-01","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Inch","offer_id":62107328577906,"sku":"EBM4538122611-02","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7 Inch","offer_id":62107328610674,"sku":"EBM4538122611-03","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 Inch","offer_id":62107328643442,"sku":"EBM4538122611-04","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 Inch","offer_id":62107328676210,"sku":"EBM4538122611-05","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 Inch","offer_id":62107328708978,"sku":"EBM4538122611-06","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/3265\/5474\/files\/undefined01_41.webp?v=1784789525"},{"product_id":"radiate-positivity-patch-funny-rainbow-sun","title":"Radiate Positivity Patch, Funny Rainbow Sun Iron On Patch, Cute Mental Health Awareness Badge, Retro Groovy Jumper Jacket Backpack Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📌 Product Description\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you are hunting down a unique, laughter-packed birthday gift for a sloth-obsessed bestie, a thoughtful encouragement surprise for a stressed-out coworker needing a reminder to take things slow, or a whimsical statement piece to level up your own cozy retro capsule wardrobe, this embroidered sloth badge is a total gold-star choice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Premium Quality \u0026amp; Craftsmanship\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \u0026amp; Crisp Lettering: Every quote is stitched using high-density, premium threads to ensure the text is sharp, highly legible, and pop visually.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVibrant Retro Colors: Designed with trendy color palettes that give off a cool, aesthetic, and nostalgic Y2K\/retro feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt to Last: Durable merrowed borders prevent fraying, ensuring your statement stays intact through every adventure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBacking Options: Available in Iron-On (quick, everyday application) or Sew-On (maximum long-term durability).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎒 Style It Your Way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese versatile aesthetic badges are the ultimate DIY accessory to level up:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDenim jackets, canvas tote bags, and rugged backpacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoodies, beanies, caps, and oversized sweatshirts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTravel gear, makeup pouches, or even framed as mini textile art!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🛠️ Easy Application Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePosition \u0026amp; Prep: Set your iron to medium-high heat (no steam). 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Perfectly turning a rough workout session, chronic illness flare-up, or just the everyday aches of getting older into a brilliant dark humor statement, this circular badge features a beautifully stitched skeleton skull giving a sarcastic thumbs up. Accented with mini lightning bolts and clean uppercase typography, it is the absolute ultimate accessory to personalize your denim jackets, gym rucksacks, leather vests, or craft gear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted with premium high-density, tight-stitch embroidery threads on a structural black canvas backing, this playful skull patch is engineered to stay pristine through all your daily grinds (and daily complaints). Whether you're upgrading a thrifted gothic coat, styling your workout bag, or searching for the absolute perfect, validating birthday gift for a gym rat best friend, a tired coworker, or a loved one dealing with chronic pain, this patch delivers top-tier comfort and style.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ PRODUCT DETAILS ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Style: High-density, vibrant Embroidered Patch with premium heat-seal backing for Easy Iron-On or Sew-On application.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shape: Classic bold circular\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Material: Industrial-grade, fade-resistant embroidery threads on durable structural twill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Size: 5-10 inch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💀 PERFECT FOR PERSONALIZING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Gym Backpacks, Heavy-duty Rucksacks \u0026amp; Sports Duffle Bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Denim Jackets, Leather Vests, Cotton Hoodies, Sweaters \u0026amp; Beanies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Canvas Tote Bags, Travel Pouches \u0026amp; Workout Gear Slings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Relatable Birthday Gifts, Chronic Illness Care Packages \u0026amp; DIY Craft Projects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🔥 HOW TO APPLY (IRON ON):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. 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